I dont wanna play soccer

thats what i hear every Monday & Saturday from David
i thought the kid woulda love playing soccer!
but alas, he might actually hate it, if he knew what hate was
Nope all he does is run around his team, then bear hug some kid and pull them to the ground
the kid could be from his team or the opposing team... dont matter to him

"David you cant knock the kids down"
"I wanna fight mom, i dont want to play soccer"
:shrugs shoulders: "Ay David... you gotta be nice and no fighting!"
then he runs away from with with a devilish look in his eye
and down goes the next victim